Thank you Mr. Stewart for allowing my blood to boil and then cool within about 30 seconds.
Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.
Reason #218387673467356872344356436 why Lost has the best characters
He wasn’t even looking at the ball when he made this catch.
“Always try to love more things than you hate.”
– (via emilyvgordon)
Battle Royale (2000, dir. Kinji Fukasaku)
One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."
Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
A complete list of every slogan we’ve ever had: